(ANOTHER GOLD EXECUTIVE MEMBER BENEFIT)
How much do you like this grand-old maxim?
Sow & Ye Shall Reap
How about this one?
Sow Faster Than Your Rivals
& Ye Shall Reap Forever
If you really like this one,
here’s how you can get it this season…
Well, you can…here’s how…
Now, what you might not know, is that Galactic Surfer Nate enjoys nothing more than paddling ashore after a great sunrise surf session, ripping off his board shorts…donning his gardening-denims, and hitting the new Speed [>>] Lab herb and veggie patch to get his hands ‘dirty’. He literary transforms into an entirely new character. From an ocean loving surfer to a land loving farmer: Farmer Nate. And surprisingly to him at first, as he’d never really dabbled in the dirt, he’s really quite excited with getting dirt under his nails and with the learnings that come with it. Especially the ones that reinforce the discoveries from his global fine-food adventures with the Codex Connoisseur Club [CCC]. The slogan with this special club is Fine Food Rules [FFR]. Most super successful biz-supermen say so!
Also, as you have probably worked out by now…as it’s no secret…as it’s pretty obvious…Farmer Nate aims to reap faster than his rivals and as such reap the rewards forever. Hence the name of his once infamous, now renowned monthly newsletter: On Top Forever ^>. In addition, he just can’t see any sense in thinking anything but…and would be quite disappointed to find out that any of the Speed Club’s members thought differently. A quite word a side would surely follow.
Now, the aim with the Speed [>>] Lab veggie patch is twofold. The first is to provide both the Speed Lab Assistants and how pack and post Hobbits, RUFFNUT and TUFFNUT, with daily nourishment, so they can truly service you as best they can; and the second is to be blessed with fresh herbs for the Turtle Rescue Camp “Family Fun Day BBQ” that is run in conjunction with the #SuperProfiteering SuperConference. Here Pit Master Nate barbecues everything except the turtles.
And just as the surf is hugely influenced by the lunar movements, lunar charts are of course consulted when planting the patch. As you would expect, right? What serious farmer wouldn’t? Here, high level executives armed with Legal Lightsabres are let loose on loot-losing-lunatics…and magnificent mayhem follows…as you might expect.
In support of this fine food adventure, you get a random collection of selected extracts from the Executive Golden Harvest Super Profit SUPER BUNDLE [EGH]…which includes real-life case studies involving both the CODEX Alimentarius (both the 1891 original established by the Austrian-Hungarian Empire and the UN contemporary) and the UN SDG#2&6: Zero Hunger & Clean Water. Here, Farmer Nate will be sharing the fruits of his labor. Speaking of fine food and full moons, be sure to keep an eye out for our new project in R&D “The French Full Moon”. [FFM] Nate has his raspberry beret on in eager anticipation.
To get a magnificent free gift with the Classic Level Speed [>>] Club benefits, and an opportunity to quickly upgrade to get this GOLD Executive Level benefit and many more, just bash on the big orange button…
Founder Nate #!*?
And remember now,
“If you’re not also thinking like a pirate,
then it is only a matter of time before you’re plundered by one!”
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