(ANOTHER CLASSIC MEMBER BENEFIT)
“Do you love paying too much tax as much as I do?” The word ‘too’ reminds me of an inner circle member recently sharing these quotes by the renowned “Theory of Relativity” scientist Albert Einstein in one of our Hero’s Journey Insight [HJI] group calls:
- “The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.”
- “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
- “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
Now, unluckily For You, your respective Tax Collector will be chasing you for tax payments EVERY YEAR ‘TILL YOU DIE.
BUT Luckily For You your Membership will be sending you a very special something on April 15th that:
- will help you ‘understand the hardest thing in the world – income tax’
- will help you ‘stop doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results’
- will help quickly:
- ‘learn the rules of the game’ and
- ‘play the tax game better than anyone else.”
This very special something continues with the “Theory of Relativity” concept, by interweaving it with the 1837 renowned children’s book by Author Robert Southey. And as such, this Club benefit will be known as the Goldilocks Tax Day [GTD]. For as you remember, the original story goes like this…
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house.
She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
“This porridge is too hot!” she exclaimed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.
“This porridge is too cold,” she said
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.
“Ahhh, this porridge is just right,” she said happily
and she ate it all up.
Another version that caught our eye goes like this – obviously with a little twist, a little poetic licence…
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a Tax Collector.
She asked how much tax do I need to pay. With an emphasis on the word ’need’.
The Tax Collector responded “Your country needs as much as it can get. The more the merrier.”
Gagging upon the response at first…not swallowing the answer easily, Goldilocks looked up the tax law…as she was keen to get it right. She determined that there were three options. She tasted the first option which most of the people of the kingdom were paying.
“This is too much tax to pay!” she exclaimed.
So, she tasted the second option.
“That seems like too little, and will unnecessarily draw attention to me”, she said.
So, she tasted the last option.
“Ahhh, this is the right amount of tax to pay, not too much and not too little, just right,” she said happily as she ate a nice fancy dinner at a five star restaurant with her family and the Codex Connoisseur Club, paid for with the tax she had saved.
She lived happily ever after.
To get a magnificent free gift with this Speed [>>] Club benefit, just bash on the big orange button…
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And remember now,
“If you’re not also thinking like a pirate,
then it is only a matter of time before you’re plundered by one!”
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