(ANOTHER CLASSIC MEMBER BENEFIT)
I know it’s hard to believe for you golfers out there, but there are people in this world who simply don’t get it. And I have to admit to it, even if it might offend some of you a little, I’m one of them. I just don’t get it. Don’t figure hey? Call me crazy. And I might as well tell you now, for you will find out the truth soon enough. Not that I have not given it a go, nor will I stop playing my /\/\ZIG/\ZAG/\/\ZIPPER/\/\ style all over the course.
Actually, I’m more of a golf gangster than a golf pro…a golf punk…a golf pirate.
The truth is, I chuckled to myself when a Gold Executive Member [GEM] sent in this extract from the December 1948 edition of “The Reader’s Digest”…
Ok, let’s get this over and done with right now. To put it bluntly, I think you’re all crazy. BUT kudos to the crazy, I suppose #!*?
But, just because I don’t get it, doesn’t mean you can’t win from the success/speed secrets I know, right?
If you enjoy it, who am I to deny you, and if I can help you enjoy it more, again, who am I to deny you. And so now something special for the golf lovers out there. Those who send in (for the monthly newsletter) a photo of themselves on a golf course and a line or two about how great their day was and the rule(s) that caused tension back at the clubhouse, will also get The Renowned ‘Arnold Palmer Tiger Woods Longest Drive Shoot-Out’ SUPER BUNDLE, where you get to pick up the stealthy discernments on Squaring of With The World’s Best, and Transference Guide to the high-stakes game of Cut-Throat Global Business.+
To get a magnificent free gift with this Speed [>>] Club benefit, just
bash on the big orange button…
Founder Nate #!*?
And remember now,
“If you’re not also thinking like a pirate,
then it is only a matter of time before you’re plundered by one!”
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